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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 10:16

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Loons and Moons

Quis sed officia eum accusantium animi.

Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

2025 NBA Finals: 4 things to watch for in Game 3 - NBA

No go.

Thumbs down again.

Nuts and Butts

John Isner now ranks where Carlos Alcaraz's win over Jannik Sinner sits in the best matches ever, 'I'm changing my tune' - The Tennis Gazette

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

Eric Dane Shares Update on His ALS Diagnosis - The Cut

Still no good.

share office space ...

No way

Be a super-ager — and join the ‘wellderly’ - The Times

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

What's the most sordid activity you've ever seen or heard about at a bachelorette party?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Do you think Trump is gambling with the lives of millions of people by getting involved in Russia-Ukraine relations?

Everyone loved it.

Unacceptable again!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How can I move on from my ex?

Still no good

They put up a sign reading

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What does K mean in Vietnamese?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks

Gun owners, imagine if an attacker comes to your home and takes your gun to use against you before you had the chance to pick it up. Would you regret owning a gun?

So they tried

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Minds and Behinds

Report: Suns, Kevin Durant’s representatives sorting through multiple trade offers - NBC Sports

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Was Annette Funicello really that talented? Why didn’t she have a bigger career beyond the Beach Party movies?